I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

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lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and


i want to dip my hands in it

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failed step 1

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step 1: reblog a two part post in the right order

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You punish yourself for being yourself. My counsellor. (via onceadoring)

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if you are lucky enough to find a weirdo never let them go

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i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

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What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

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